Life can be okay in the sometimes, other times it can get you down. So when you need a little lift here as some funny life quotes.
“The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job. ” Slappy White
“All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest day’s work. ” Steve Martin
“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.” William Faulkner
“If you never want to see a man again, say, ‘I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children…’ – they leave skid marks.” Rita Rudner
“My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. ” Tim Allen
“The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. ” Robert Benchley
Take a look through these samples of quotes about life.
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” Robin Williams
“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. ” Robert Frost
“The fact that no one understands you doesn’t make you an artist. ” Anonymous
“Honolulu – it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother. ” Ken Dodd
Or take a selection of these good quotes about life.
“I remember a time when everybody I loved hated me because I hated them.” John Lennon in a Letter to Stuart Sutcliffe circa 1960
“The music business was not safe, but it was FUN. It was like falling in love with a woman you know is bad for you, but you love every minute with her, anyway.” Lionel Richie
“Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You’ll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.” Ray Romano
“I’ve been in the twilight of my career longer than most people have had a career. ” Martina Navratilova
“I haven’t had any experience with UFO’s, but paranormal life seems to be all around me…I grew up on the lower east side of New York.” David Duchovny
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