Take a look at some of the best good quotes about life. “Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.” Bill Cosby
“The last time I was inside a woman was when I was inside the Statue of Liberty.” Woody Allen
“Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn’t try it on.” Billy
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” Oscar Wilde
” I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more. For whatever the tortures of hell, I think the boredom of heaven would be even worse. ” Isaac Asimov
” Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -how passionately I hate them!” Albert Einstein
You should take a look at these quotes about life.
“My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.” Abraham Lincoln
“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. ” George Burns
” The miracle is this – the more we share, the more we have.” Leonard Nimoy
“Yeah, I know I’m ugly…I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’ ” Rodney Dangerfield
“I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived.”– (Horse Feathers, 1932) Groucho Marx
Why not take a look at these funny quotes about life.
“The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.” WC Fields
“Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day. ” Mickey Rooney
“In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought…I must put a roof on this lavatory. ” Les Dawson
“For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.” Pablo Picasso
Tweet This Post 
Buzz This Post 
Delicious 
Digg This Post 
Facebook 
MySpace 
Stumble This Post
Related posts:
- The best funny quotes about life If you are feeling low and you do you take...
- Quotes about life Life can be okay in the sometimes, other times it...
- Life Made Easy With PDA Interface iPAQ is a pocket personal computer as well as a...
Related posts brought to you by Yet Another Related Posts Plugin.